when ur friends bring up your past relationships
22. I'm a woman. I'm a sucker for good narrative structure, sangria, and spicy food. Kik me at nayru1996
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
real women have curves. real women have one single, continuous, infinite curve. real women are a hollow sphere of mass 1kg, suspended in a void. calculate real women’s acceleration if real women is struck by an object accelerating east at 5m/s/s.
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
AM I THE ONLY PERSON OVER 21 HERE JESUS CHRIST
I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name